CONDITIONAL GUARANTEE

"I get a 30% return
(or you work for free)?

What's the catch?

FINE PRINT

No catch.
Just some fine print.

We only work with a maximum of 4 clients per month.

MINIMUM LEVEL OF ENGAGEMENT

Sprints start at $10,000

We believe in early wins based on the time-honoured notion that it's better to give than receive.

THINGS TO KNOW

Terms and conditions

For those who don’t believe in following gut feelings.

MONTHLY TRAFFIC

Your market is on your side

You have a minimum of 5,000 visitors in monthly website traffic.

PAID ADVERTISING

Results are job no. 1

You have a minimum of $5,000 in monthly paid advertising (blend of Google and Meta).

ACTIONABLE METRICS

Add meaning behind the click

You have 50+ conversions per week per Ad set (or 200 per month for optimal machine learning results).

NORTH STAR

You know where you are headed

You have a defined North Star metric based on leads or sales or both (balance is preferred).

CONTENT MARKETING

You are always writing

You have a minimum
of 20+ blogs.

PROCESS DRIVEN

You can suspend disbelief

You must follow
the ICP process.

MEASURE EMOTIONS

You want to stay on brand

You must agree and
approve brand voice.

DECISION TIME

Still on the fence with
conversion copywriting?

Totally understandable.
Risk surrounds everything worth doing.

MINIMUM LEVEL OF ENGAGEMENT

On the other hand…

If you want the no-nonsense cheat code for increasing your sales page conversion rates by more than 30%?

LEAN AND MEAN

Get in touch with
your revenue side

Let’s book in your face–to–face discovery call.

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